MerzBurns®
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Who is Merz Burns?
Merz Burns is not your average meme coin. He’s Germany’s version of Mr. Burns – ruthless, smug, and ready to fiscally discipline your bags.
This coin doesn’t pump – it budgets. $MRB is the first coin that doesn’t moon. It moderates.
Tokenomics for People Who Pay Attention
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
If you’re going to rug, rug big.
LP Burn: 100%
Gone. Forever. No tricks.
Tax: 0%
He already taxed your soul.
Ownership: Renounced
No backdoors. No devs. No mercy.
Distribution: 100% Public
No dev wallet. No VIPs. Just vibes.
Join the Rational Degens
No loyalty oaths. No utility. Just memes, politics, and fiscal trauma.
Join us if you think budgets are sexy and rugs should be slow and transparent.
Final Image: Merz & Trump in the Oval Office
Excellent. Bipartisan rugging in progress.
Disclaimer
THIS IS SATIRE. $MRB HAS NO ROADMAP, NO FUTURE, AND NO VALUE.
IF YOU BUY IT, YOU’RE THE UTILITY.
AND THAT’S OKAY.